Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Armageddon!

Armageddon who?

Armageddon ready to fix this door!

I love everything about our new (to us) front door except for one thing.  It won't open.  That's right.  The wood door swelled up enough in the warm heat to become completely stuck.  It won't budge.

It's a great excuse not to answer the door to salespeople that ignore my No Solicitors rock.  But, I'd like to be able to open my door.  So, now we are waiting for the wood to shrink back down so we can get it out and fix it.  Any guesses on how long that will take?  In the meantime, I can amuse My Pirate with knock knock jokes.