Barnaby versus the Fridge

As of tonight, the top of the fridge is no longer a safe place to hide things from Sweet Barnaby.  My (oh so ornery) Pirate carefully placed a new dog bone to hang over the precipice of the top of the fridge.  I interrupted his plan when I walked back into the house and found My Pirate poised with iPhone in hand to document the moment.  I reached for my camera and Sweet Barnaby reached for the bait all the while muttering and howling in frustration. 

It’s time to go permanently clean off the top of my fridge.  Where should I hide the dog treats?